My sources tell me last month a team of interrogators from Guantanomo Bay came to the Mayan Palace(a.k.a. crying palace) to learn the latest closing techniques from the best in the world.The effectiveness is said to be better than the current prescribed method of "Waterboarding" and of course more politically correct.The U.S.team learned how to prevaricate,belittle,cajole,obfuscate,threaten,browbeat,confuse the "pollo fresco" until unquestioned obedience was achieved.
As a final test hardened Iraqi detainees were brought here as real life test subjects.These men were quickly broken in the usual 90 minutes or less and spilled the beans about their activities before capture.Most interestingly these men also asked for bibles to read.All in all I say we owe a debt of gratitude to the Mayan Palace for their assistance in the the war against terrorism.
